Gwen And Trent Get Even
A Total Drama Island Fan Fiction
    - some mild language
    - suggestive material

*Note.  This is just for fun.  This story is about how Gwen and Trent try to claim the DeviantART fan boards for their own romace stories.  I know i's pretty stupid and crazy, but at least it's different then the typical Duncan/Courtney story on here. :]  Sorry for any gramatical errors/spelling mistakes.

Gwen was surfing on her laptop in secret on the shore.  Warm water ticked her feel, and she closed her eyes, taking in the salty sea smell.

If I get caught, I'm dead. Gwen thought, looking at her laptop. I'm surprized we even get an internet connecton here.  But, I don't care.  I need the real world!

Gwen began clicking away, and decided to check up on DeviantART.  It was Gwen's favourite place to express her art - and it felt like home when Gwen arrived at the home page.  But she suddenly realized something.  Millions of people could be watching this reality T.V. show... it wouldnt be weird if there was some fan-fiction on TDI!

So Gwen hurried over to the Fan Fiction section and searched, "Total Drama Island."  Se was pleasantly surprized when 176 items popped up!  Gwen hurridly scrolled down the page and read the first words of the first fan-fic.

"Duncan tenderly kissed Courtney's..."

Gwen burst out laughing.  "Courtney and Duncan.. what a laugh - those two hate each other!"  On to the next fan-fic.

""I think I'm in love with you!" Courtney said to Duncan..."

"This is weird.." Gwen said, a bit confused.  Two fan-fics on Duncan and Courtney in a row.. oh well, no big deal.  She scrolled down more and read the next one.

"Duncan and Courtney happily hugged..."

Three fan-fics in a row?  Odd.  Why are people posting about a relationship that will never happen anyways?  And, besides... what about Trent and I?! Gwen though sourley.  She continued to scroll down, and realized every fan fiction was some stupid love story about Duncan and Courtney!  One even made her throw up.

Gwen stood up and clamped her laptop shut.  A firey look was in her eyes, and her brow was furrowed.

"Courtney and Duncan, you are going down!  I'll show you who's the greatest couple on here!  ILL SHOW YOU ALL!"  Gwen screamed.

"Uh, are you okay?" someone said behind her.

Gwen turn around fast, and was surprised to see Trent.

Gwen blushed.  "Oh er.. hi, Trent."

Trent gave her a confused look.  "What were you screaming about?"  He suddenly noticed the laptop in her arms.  "A laptop?!  Gwen, you know how much trouble you cou--"

"Just, stop for a minute!  We have a big problem here!  You know DeviantART?  Well... all the fan fictions about TDI are all about Courtney and Duncan romances!!"

Trent stood, sill confused, then burst out laughing.  He held his stomach, doubled over and gasping for breath.

"Court...ney and Du.. nca..n??!!" he gasped, inbetween fits of laughing.  "How.. st..upid! They ha..te eacho..th..er!"

Gwen rolled her eyes.  "That's not the point.  The point is, no one is writing about US!" she cried, throwing her hands up in the air.  As she did this, her laptop slipped and fell into the water, buzzing and smoke fuming from it suddenly.  Sparks came from it.

"ARGH!"

Gwen hurridly picked up the technology, opening it up and trying to shake out the water and sand.  "My laptop.. my laptop!"

Trent was not amused anymore.

"What will we do, then?  We can't let Courtney and Duncan get the spotlight!"  he cried.

As Gwen tenderly patted her broken machine, as if it would help, Trent grabbed it from her hands andput it down.  "Focus,"  he said sternly.  This is serious!"

Gwen sniffed, stared at the ground, and looked up, her anger flowing back in.  "You're right.  We need a plan."

- - - - - - - - - - - - Later that night....

The campers all sat nervously around the campfire.  As usual Duncan and Courtney were mad at eachother, and thus were sitting far away.  Trent and Gwen sat close together, cuddling and fake-smiling so that all their teeth showed.

"Remember the plan?"  Trent hissed through his teeth, careful not to move his lips too much.

"Yup,"  Gwen replied, in the same manner. "Be dramatic!"

Chris walked into view with a big plate of marshmallows in his hands.

"Let's make this quick,"  Chris said, rolling his eyes.  "I'm tired and there's a large steak with lemon cream sauce waiting back in my cabin for me.  Ok, here we go."  He proceeded to call out each camper's name, throwing them a marshmallow.  Soon, only Tyler and Duncan were left.  Courtney sat nervously on her stump chewing her nails, either wishing Duncan would get off or wishing he would stay no one knows.

"Duncan,"  Chris said, tosing him the last fluffy bit of goop and then walking off.

Duncan grinned as he popped the marshmallow in his mouth.  Tyler got up, but no one really cared.  He sighed and walked to the dock of shame, where a boat zoomed up.

"Bye, uh... Taylor!"  Lindsay said, waving, as Tyler boarded the boat and sailed off.

Meanwhile, Gwen and Trent were whispering.

"Ok, now's the time,"

"Yup," Gwen whispered back.

She then got up from her stump, and walked into the middle of the circle of tree stumps.

"Oh, I LOVE you, Trent!"  she cried, throwing her hald up to her forehead.

The campers looked up from their coversations to Gwen.  All was quiet.

"I just can't get enough of your tender skin, your silky soft lips..." she continued dramatically, looking at Trent.

Then, Trent rose.  He took a breath in, then began.  "I HATE you, Gwen.  Get away from me or I'll have to hurt you."

Duncan, who was the only one still not paying attention, looked up with interest.  "Now we're talking.." he said.

Gwen ran to Trent and hugged him dramatically.  "I don't care if you hurt me, I love you and I can't help it!!!"

Trent, pretending to push Gwen off with disgust, cried back: "Don't make me hurt you!  Get OFF of me!"

The two began fake-fighting, and everything else was quiet.  Then, Trent took out a gleaming knife from his pocket.  Half of the audience around them gasped.

"ENOUGH OF THIS!"  Trent said, with a dramatic look of hunger and anger in his face.  "I WILL KILL YOU!"

"AAAH!"  screamed Gwen, running away.  She knew the next part of the plan well, but was nervous about it.  "Duncan, save me!!!"  she cried, leaping to Duncan and toppling him off the wood he was sitting on.

"Hey.. get-- off of- me!"  Duncan gasped, struggling to get Gwen off.

Trent held the knife in his hands and walked towards Gwen and Duncan, now on the ground.  He had a menacing look in his eye, and Courtney seemed to be watching intently now.

"SAVE ME, DUNCAN!  OH, SAVE ME!"  Gwen continued, screaming and hugging onto Duncan.  Then came the big part of the plan - the kiss.

Trent was fine with it - he was too consumed in the power Courtney and Duncan possesed on DeviantART.  In fact, it was Trent's idea that Gwen kiss Duncan in the scene, for more drama.  But Gwen didn't know if she really wanted to kiss Duncan.

It's acting! Gwen thought, convincing herself hurridly.  Gwen heard Trent roaring behind her, it was now that she had to do it.  She looked at Duncan, who was fuming now, and went in for the kiss.

As their lips touched, Duncan was still suddenly on the ground.  It was silent through the camp.  Then, Gwen heard a scream from behind the two, and it was not Trent.

"DONT-YOU-TOUCH-MY-DUNCAN-YOU-FILTHY-WOMAN!"

Darn it, I thought Courtney would get angry about this! Gwen thought, still locking lips with Duncan.  But it was not Courtney that had made the scream - it was Leshawna!

Gwen and Duncan broke apart, Duncan with a confused gaze.  Trent was scratching his head now, the anger from his face gone.

Leshawna ran over to Gwen and Duncan, who were still on the ground.  "Oh no you didn't!"  Leshawna cried.

"Bu-" Gwen began worridly.  She stood up.

"No BUTS!  You kissed my man, and now you pay!"

Gwen's eyes widened.  "No, Leshawna, this is just a joke!"

"Oh, sure it is!"  cried Leshawna, her hands on her hips.  This was a signal that Leshawna definatly meant business.  "First you go kissin my man, then you go SLEEPIN with my man, then you gettin all MARRIED to my man, and now what?  Leshawna ain't got no man no more!"  And with that, Leshawna lunged at Gwen, who dodged her just barely.  Gwen didn't need to think again before she went dashing away, with Leshawna at her heels.

"Oh, dont you run!"

Duncan continued to lie still on the ground.  Trent put the knife down, then cautiously approached.

"Uh..." Trent said, looking down at Duncan.  "Are you OK, man?"

Duncan rubbed his eyes.  "I'm so confused.. Leshawna isn't with me, and I hate Gwen!  GAH."  He groaned, rubbing his mouth as if to wipe off Gwen's kiss.  "Why doesn't Courtney ever do this?"

Courtney then approached, blushing.

"You want me to...?"  She asked, blushing more as she looked at Duncan.

Duncan smiled up at her.  "Wanna make out?" he winked.

"God yes!"  Courtney giggled, pulling Duncan up and hurrying away with him into the forest.  As Duncan was pulled off running, he looked back at Trent and gave him a thumbs up, yelling, "Thanks, man!"

Trent was left very confused, and the remaining campers were left startled.

"Well, I'm bored.  Goodnight everyone!"  DJ said, walking off.  Some of the campers followed him, and all was still.

But then, as if things weren't odd enough, a bear lunged out of the forest, carrying a startled Duncan and Courtney on his shoulders.  The fact that Duncan's shirt was off and Courtney's shows were missing made Trent throw up a bit in hos mouth.

Bridgette, who had been sitting, screamed.  "OMG DUNCAN HAS NO SHIRT ON!"  She then fainted, and Geoff ran to her side.

Harold, however, was cool and collected.  "Don't worry guys, I'll just unleash my awesome powers on this bear!"  He then jumped into a kung-fu pose and began lashing at the animal.

It roared and went on it's hind-legs, causing Duncan and Curtney to topple to the ground.  Harold gasped, looking up at the angry bear.  "Uh...."  Then, without a second thought, Harold grabbed Bridgette's unconcious body from the ground and used it as a shield.  The bear became interested in Bridgette though, and instead of killing her, picked her up, sniffed her, and carried Bridgette off into the forest.

Geoff was left there, his eye twitching.  Then, he sighed and headed off to bed too.  The rest of the campers followed, and Courtney and Duncan quietly sneaked back into the forest, grinning.  Only Trent and Izzy were left.

"So, uh..." Izzy began, beside Trent.  "You wanna make out too?"

Trent stared at her, and groaned.  He walked away, leaving Izzy alone.

"Oh well, I tried."  she sighed, walking off.

A few seconds later, Chris walked from the woods, looking full and satisfied.  He began to talk, then noticed the campground was empty.

"Wow, these guys sure go to bed early," he groaned.  "God, nothing exciting ever happens here."