Seven Minutes In... Heaven? 2

Courtney and Duncan walked into the closet, one looking pretty smug and happy, the other looking.... well, not so smug or happy.  Courtney carried the light in and, once in the closet, closed the door, then sat down on the wall to the side of the door.  Duncan sat opposite her, and Courtney pointed the flashlight at him so she could monitor him at all times.  A few seconds of silence passed.
"You know, it's natural to feel scared when you'll be making out with a guy like me.  After all, I am a pro." Duncan grinned.
Courtney rolled her eyes, fully aware that Duncan couldnt see her.  After all, she had a PLAN. "You are right, Duncan..." she said with a fake sigh.  "You're so.... hot and... muscular.  I feel a bit.... intimidted." she said, making her voice seductive and smooth.  With that, she shot a grin at Duncan and turned off the flashlight.  Then, she began to slowly crawl towards Duncan.
"Woah, a sudden change of heart, Princess?"
Courtney giggled, reaching Duncan and resting her hand on his knee.  "I love it when you call me that."  She inched toward him, Duncan's breath short and fast in anticipation.  As Courtney's face neared his, she winked at him, and before he had tome to react;
"HIIII-YAH!!!" Courtney screamed, pulling Duncan up and kicking him in the groin.  Then, she head-butted him and punched him a bit in the stomach while making cool ninja sounds.
'WTF! OWWW!!! YOU BITCH!" he screamed, beginning to fight back.  He grabbed a chunk of her hair and pulled as hard as he could, then kicked her in the shin as Courtney slaped him.  She lost her balance, sending both of them crashing on the floor.  They began to roll around on the floor, wildly attacking eachother.
"DIE!! DIE!!! DIEEEE!" Courtney yelled, kicking and punching blindly.
"ARGH!!!!!!"

***

The campers sat outside the closet, bored, when they suddenly heard a loud, "HIYAH!" come from the closet.  They looked around at eachother, and suddenly heard male and female screams, crashing and punching coming from the closet.
"What the hell??" Gwen asked, looking at the closet.  Everyone shrugged, and Bridgette looked at the stopwatch.
"4m 52 seconds left...well, we cant really find out whats going on until 7 minutes have passed."  Suddenly, screams of "UUUUUUGH" came from the closet.
"They must be having a real good time in there..." said Geoff, muffling a laugh.

***

As Courtney knee'd Duncan in his groin again and slapped him, she breathed, "I---HATE---YOU!"
"Same goes...to-YOU!"  Duncan replied as he pulled her hair again and twisted back her arm, the two still rolling around on the ground.
They rolled all the way into one of the walls, and Courtney let out a cry of pain as her "partner in heavan" rammed her harder on the wall.  She pushed back agressivly, trying to pin duncan on the opposite wall, but he quickly stood up and jumped on Courtney.
"OWWW!" she screamed, kicking him (once again) in the soft spot that every boy guards like his life depends on it.
They kept throwing punches and kicks at one another, ramming into walls and creating quite the racket.  "You'll never win, Princess!" roared Duncan.

***

"Oh god... hey're realy getting it on in there!" Cody squeaked, looking wide-mouthed at the other campers.
"Maybe we should stop them..."
"But it hasn't been 7 minutes yet!"
"So what!!  I for one wanna know whats going on in there."
"Yeah, me too!"
"Same here."
With that, Owen ran to the closet, the noises still coming from behind the door.  Cautiously, he appoached the doorhandle, then quickly whipped the door open.  The campers in the room gasped as they saw what was in the closet.
Duncan was lying flat on the floor, and Courtney was ontop of him, each leg on a different side of his body.  She held his wrists in her hand and was staring blankly at Owen.
"Uh..." she said.
Owen stared blankly, then everyone began laughing, except of course Courtney and Duncan.
Duncan, completly confused, pushed Courtney off him. "Whats so funny?"
"HAHAHA!" gasped Gwen.  She dried the tears running down her face. "You two really roughed it, didnt you!"
"NO!  It's not what you think!"
Cody was also laughing. "I think we KNOW what happened, Courtney.  No need for an explanation."
"But...but....no-we didn't-I just-UGH!!!" Courtney stored out of the cabin and slammed the door behind her.  Suddenly, the cabin was quiet as everyone looked around, surprised at Courtney's outburst.  A few moments passed, when suddenly the cabin door creeked open again.
Courtney slipped back in the room. "Yeah, sorry.. I just kinda wanted to make an impack there."